Classic Definitions & Cool Meanings
1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire
one end & a fool at the other.
2. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the
of the lecturer to the notes of the students without
through "the minds of either".
3. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the
4. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
defeated by feminine water-power ..
6. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
7. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens & everybody disagrees later on.
8. Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a
feeling you have never felt before.
9. Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
10. Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
11. Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous
12. Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open
13. Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more
than you actually do.
14. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually
sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
15. Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
16. Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
17. Philosopher : A fool who torments himself during life, to
be spoken of when dead.
18. Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a
way that you actually look forward to the trip.
19. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he
accidentally falls into a river.
20. Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower
says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
21. Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter
ZERO, Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
22. Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
23. Father : A banker provided by nature.
24. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except
he got caught.
25. Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late
you are early.
26. Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections
your Confidence after.
27. Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills
you with his bills.
28. Computer Engineer : One who gets paid for reading such